this is a bizarre monster
@jeff he laughs off any and all attacks. if you're close enough to smell toaster strudels, it's already too late
@jeff once the oven timer hits 0, all within the field of combat becomes pastry. a technical loss, perhaps, but a cozy, scentful, and delicious fate
Mastodon is the best way to keep up with what's happening.
Follow anyone across the fediverse and see it all in chronological order. No algorithms, ads, or clickbait in sight.