And now I'm thinking like some teenage Twitter stan about professionals I don't know personally. Yay.

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I kind of feel bad for Game Freak. They give me my childhood and now they have a maybe-permanent hate mob.

Why settle for a whole ocean when you can have a fish bowl?

I know I'm not destined to a life of boredom and aloofness when some music just sounds better each passing day.

β€˜Untold human suffering’: 11,000 scientists from across world unite to declare global climate emergency. β€˜Despite 40 years of major global negotiations, we conduct business as usual and have failed to address this crisis,’ group says. independent.co.uk/environment/

"99% of everything and everyone are trash." -- My brother in his teenage years
Don't be my brother in his teenage years.

The anime is gonna have an acid trip with this one.

Sometimes the world doesn't feel like it was made for people.

Too many coders make things seem more complicated than they really are

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"Get outa the gym, you can't be a REAL champion. If you were a REAL champion you'd have a Morpeko, but you don't have a Morpeko so ... 🀷 "

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and sometimes, your strangers closest.

Wait a sec ... so were those giant :torterra:​ in the movie foreshadowing?

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