poké themed dril parody account
*excadrill voice* i’m excadrill
what the fuck is a “gargon”? is that anything like a garchomp?
what the fuck is “federation”?
i see all four of you new followers out there, carefully not boosting any of my completely original and very funny toots, so i am going back to my Sad Hole now
Anabel: Looker, you’re going to have to want to take a look at this. Anabel turns the laptop around and Looker sees my posts on it.
Leaving the group chat so i can focus on my responsibilities as Sharpedo Tank subreddit moderator.
account Status; Verified. i am the rattata of life, i am the bitch of forever
officer jenny growls “take of th ose jeans, citizen!” i comply, revealing the full length denim tattoos on both legs. officer jenny screams, defeated.
fuck “jokes”. everything i toot is real. raw insight without the mudsdale shit. no i will NOT follow trolls. mastodon dot com. i live for this
“Is Wiscash A Libertarian” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
listen up, NERD. the weights with the unown on them are impossible to lift unless you possess the corresponding runestone, this is DISTORTION GYM
the blue thumbtacks on this map indicate high concentrations of ( ) lunatone energy, the red ones are all the pokémon centers ive been banned from
“This Whole Thing Smacks of Gengar,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbecue grill and turn the 4th of july into the 4th of shit
Staryu Rant. ive has it up to here with this bullshit pokémon. click here to watch my staryu rant.
if the safari zone bans me for hollering at the pokémon i will face arceus and walk backwards into the distortion world
it is with a heavy heart i must announce that Team Rocket is blasting off again
Food P 2,000 Data P 1,500 Rent P 8,000 Rare Candies P 36,000 Utility P 1,500 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my team is dying.
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