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hey guys if you want to see my actual wigs and makeup stuff in action/more specific wigs posts/have any interest in buying or commissioning hair pieces I'm making a private instance with my classmates solely geared at hair stuff. You can follow my art stuff at @j_hair_czar

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@pupy Honestly surrealism in general was just early shitposting, like, if someone posted The Art of Living today but in, like, emoji form or something, it would be The Meme of the Fediverse for at least a weekend

lol sorry i've been gone guys I've uh... moved across more states since I've been gone and been unpacking like hella

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Trigger point release is like if stepping on a Lego brick gave you immense relief #EDS

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In general, the more your game’s interface looks like an operating system, the less likely I am to play it

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Paying utilities sucks ass you cant own water its bullshit

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im class unconscious. i did too many whippits and fell asleep with a copy of das kapital over my face

I'm headed back into Pokemon country again thank fuck I'm ready for Dem bois

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you ever see people using a term you're not familiar with and just absolutely refuse to look it up because you just *know* what a massive mound of bullshit you're going to end up knee deep in
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dear rib:

put yourself back where you came from or so help me

Thanks,
Angry Ikea Builder

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Have some kitties. No idea why she wanted to be in the dryer so bad, but she looked cute as heck when she did it.

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me: need hoodie

hoodie: has fucked off to approximately god knows where, never to be seen again

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good genderless names for your as-of-yet unborn child:

- Kimothy
- Timberly
- Willian
- Jilliam
- Alexathan
- Johnaxandria

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