murp @seventy@donphan.social
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Joined Aug 2019
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zeraora and lucario are the new pokemon power couple
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this is how two lucarios talk to each other https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
v cute
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Some writing advice I got from a guest in my English class that Actually Helps
Don't write about stuff everyone's experienced. That's boring. Write about whatever, and write it with passion. Write to fuck people up.
hot take: a public bus full of high schoolers is a special brand of hell.
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selfie, no eye contact, wooden sword
hey guys, just got back from the sword store
- THE SILENT WARRIOR
it is very hot and I am not happy about it
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I have decided to opt out of physics
*clips straight through the floor like an absolute villain*
There’s an hour-long evacuation drill at my school today and it’s going to be like 90 degrees. I’m very glad I own a parasol.
consider this: most of my pokemon are either hurt or asleep due to some jerk with a drowzee. suddenly, I find myself in a double battle with two people who have wigglytuff and clefable. i have exactly one supereffective attack against them on my entire team, no awakenings, and extremely limited potion supplies. this is bs.
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fun fact for the day: there's a Quaking Aspen grove in Utah that has 50,000 trees that are all actually just one tree. Its name is Pando and it's 80,000 years old.
Seeing this on the federated tl so whY not. Decide my stats!
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I'm thinking about SPACE
I got the pokemon anatomy book for my birthday! It is Very Good
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I mean, we've *all* eaten human once or twice. It's only a big deal if you make a habit of it.
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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who hates peaches.
so you know how charizard and rhydon have the same cries in gen 1? there's actually a reason and this video I found goes over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLpbFXnpeY
speedrunners are a special kind of awesome tbh
- Pronouns
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Joined Aug 2019
