consider this: most of my pokemon are either hurt or asleep due to some jerk with a drowzee. suddenly, I find myself in a double battle with two people who have wigglytuff and clefable. i have exactly one supereffective attack against them on my entire team, no awakenings, and extremely limited potion supplies. this is bs.

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fun fact for the day: there's a Quaking Aspen grove in Utah that has 50,000 trees that are all actually just one tree. Its name is Pando and it's 80,000 years old.

Seeing this on the federated tl so whY not. Decide my stats!

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I got the pokemon anatomy book for my birthday! It is Very Good

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I mean, we've *all* eaten human once or twice. It's only a big deal if you make a habit of it.

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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who hates peaches.

so you know how charizard and rhydon have the same cries in gen 1? there's actually a reason and this video I found goes over it
youtube.com/watch?v=gDLpbFXnpe

speedrunners are a special kind of awesome tbh

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Look, I’m just doing my incredibly racist and harmful job. Stop being mean to me!

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I now own a very fancy copy of Pokenatomy! I am h a p p y

I am an adult! I've been awake since 5:30 at least because e x c i t e m e n t

all right I guess I'm going to try and learn to speedrun various mariokart levels now, starting with Mute City. I beat my personal best twice already and I just got back into the game.

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Your queerness doesn't go away if you're closeted.

It doesn't diminish if you're acting cishet to be safe

Nothing can take away your level of queer

Nothing.

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is currently unplayable due to memory leaks (which disproportionately affect old iOS devices)

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