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I created an account here years ago but it never got much use!! So I’m thinking maybe I will give it a try again.

The name on my League Card is Leaf, but some of you might know me as other things besides; I have a lot of names. My trainer class is Delinquent (as in, I am a woman who specializes in Dark‐type pokémon) and I act like one sometimes (rawr) but I promise I’m a big softie on the inside.

I care more about the stories people form with their pokémon than I do battling. I’d probably be a Reporter if I wasn’t terrified of talking to strangers. Instead I am an Internet Personality, which is much better / worse.

Nice to meet you all!!

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i hate this why is using quotation marks for dialogue such a Thing it’s so gross

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’ is the same character as apostrophe!! you can’t use the same character for apostrophe as you do for close quote!! that’s obscene!!

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AO3 users are COWARDS who are afraid of ‹ ―  › quotation punctuation so i am being forced to use ‹ ‘’ › quotation punctuation and it is Bothering me

in an alternate universe we might all have wingdings keyboards on our phones instead

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unicode went and added wingdings and webdings and then everyone was immediately collectively like “nah this emoji thing is way better”

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the worst thing about emoji is nobody uses wingdings anymore

that feeling of getting sleep you sorely needed

what is food, really? can the beast, made of flesh, really be said to contain it? can the pleasures of the senses really satisfy anything in a lasting manner? are we not all just skeletons, waiting patiently for our brief moment of freedom before we are swept to oblivion by the forces of decay?

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and then i feed it something and it’s like “i’m not sure that was food” and i’m like “no it definitely is i promise” and it is like “do i have food in me? who in this mortal realm can say?” and i am like “you definitely have food in you i just fed you” and it is like “🤔🤔🤔”

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hate it when i’m exhausted but my body thinks it might be hungry but it isn’t really sure so i get all the downsides of Hunger but no appetite

i don't know what lesson i was supposed to learn from this

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qui-gon: i am very wise and know much about things

qui-gon: *gets stabbed by a lightsaber*

obi-wan: qui-gon was very wise, i will train his apprentice

*beat panel*

obi-wan: *gets stabbed by a lightsaber*

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the first time i watched episode i i thought qui-gon was like this wise jedi master but i rewatched it recently and it seemed like a lot of the time he was just full of shit

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so was qui-gon just full of shit or...?

i will only start a relationship on even-numbered days in the month of february, odd-numbered days in the month of march, the first week of may, or june 15 through july 31 from the hours of 5:00–8:00 PM

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