Want to be fucked by kobolds? Then imagine the following.

You're tied down to a comfortable bed. Your ankles are on shorter leads so that you can't close your legs. Your arms are held with longer straps, such that you have enough movement to rub yourself or others, but not quite enough freedom to easily manipulate the mechanism holding it closed.

Some arbitrary number of kobolds enter the room. They know what you like and are eager to give it to you. Though they're half your size, they're stretchy and know how to make every inch count when it comes to sex. You're taken by one, then another, each kobold eager to get off but wanting to do it in a way you'll enjoy too. If one of them gets tired, they simply tag out for another to take their place; you're not given a break unless you specifically ask for it.

How many of those small scalies will it take to satisfy you tonight? There seem to be plenty of them to show you the good time you're craving. Just give into the temptation and serve the kobold warren. They just wanna show you a good time.

We’ve had a bit of a revelation this morning: We might have a praise kink that presents itself in a nontraditional fashion. Specifically, we enjoy being praised in ways that might otherwise be degrading or humiliating. Sometimes this veers into aggressively mean-spirited comments, but often it’s playful teasing about us being so incredibly into things that are beneath what a person ‘should’ be into.

To use our foot fetish as a simple example: A person is ‘not supposed to’ be into feet. Never mind that a foot fetish is the most common fetish [www.psychologytoday.com]; talking about it as weird and rare is part of the appeal to us. The smell alone would turn away many, but we’re drawn to it, particularly at the base of the toes where the scent is strongest. The taste of sweat, offensive to most, is an aphrodisiac to us.

How does this intersect with our intersecting praise and degradation kinks? We want to be praised in degrading or demeaning terms for doing it. Call us a good girl for using our tongue as toe floss. Tell us how nice we feel as a doormat as you wipe your sweaty feet across our face. Use words that are normally pejoratives, like bitch or slut, as if they were honorifics. Just about anything that emphasizes the contrast between your role as a Dominant/top and ours as a submissive/bottom is fair game. So are comments that contrast your body to ours; those differences don’t make us better or worse, but they are beautiful to highlight.

So if you wanna tell someone feminine what a pathetic slut they are while they lick the greasy sweat from your toes as you step on their face, slide into our DMs immediately please and thank you.