#laugh 大致 春节后开发间爆发诡异病毒。现象是机器被拖得奇慢无比，编译一个exe需要一个半小时。而且这个诡异的病毒还挑人，包括我在内有8个人完全没中招。

部门领导如临大敌，全体断网杀毒。
然而根本杀不到什么毒。且只要网线一拔，症状立刻消失。

又找IT服务部查看路由配置，又用工具抓包，又比较中毒的和没中毒的，安装的软件和补丁有什么差异。

找到的病根有些令人无语：微软新更新了部分服务器，不在IT的白名单[1]范围内，而微软的傻叉Win10系统一直在死循环重试。解决办法更令人无语：工具栏上右键–【资讯与兴趣】–无效 即可。

所以我们8个并不是免疫病毒，只是对微软提供的兴趣不感兴趣。

#laugh 笑着笑着就哭了

1914年，恰逢第一次世界大战爆发，奥匈帝国的人类学家马林诺斯基先生，正在太平洋岛屿的热带雨林中考察。他向当地的一名食人族描述：“欧洲正在发生战争，每天有几万人丧生。”

食人族土著惊奇地问道：“你们怎么吃得下这么多人肉？”

当他解释欧洲人不吃人肉时，食人族惊呆了：
“不吃的话杀来干什么？你们那里也太野蛮了！”

So here's a very important and extremely existential question

What is the most beautiful minor matter in the world?

I think we should share, answer and read more funny things here

Have a nice evening
To all those who will move on to the most beautiful minor matter later

Today I was at work for almost four hours longer...
And why did I do that?

I had a great discussion with my colleagues from the day shift

I absolutely love it
Talking, laughing, learning new things...even at my age...

Don't ask about our topic...

Many thanks to everyone who shared and fav Chelsea Handler's video so many times today

You are great

But her video is just so great
Just perfect

If someone wants to laugh and hasn't seen it yet

https://mastodon.social/@si_irini/112877952776384299

Everyone who wants to laugh must have seen this

Can't stop laughing...
I am dying....

I'm sure some of you already know this

But guys I can't stop watching this
Haven't laughed so hard in a long time

Her humor is just good, at least for me

Simply well done
Thank you Chelsea Handler

Everything said and so spot on, just perfect