What if they add the Canadian Prime Minister to the Canada war group chat texts...

I wrote what that might be like:

https://davaug.medium.com/canada-invasion-cp-small-group-3c896b5df75a?source=friends_link&sk=c2f945f6d8b2324b4024b7cf7c0ecb28

#Satire & #Parody picks of the day:

@newsthump - Official account of UK satirical news site

@janboehm - German satirist (in German)

@theonion.com - Feed of US satirical news site

@derpostillon - Official account of German satirical news site (in German)

@theshovel.com.au - Feed of Australian satirical news site

@ToyBoxComix - Satire of current world events through the medium of old toys

@MissingThePt - Surreal observations on current events

This was nothing more than a pure #RageBait for #trump and #maga idiots, as for some reason a tag about the government shut down a bit ago was refusing to die on #scoopz

It's an outro I made as #satire for other political videos, with "Vladdy Daddy," as the #music

They put it at the top of the tags main page of promoted videos for some reason, and now it's going #viral

I'm shocked how well the effects line up. Made it for a different song xD

https://scoopzapp.com/n/0zwNUS4d?ctype=native_video&nid=3871864885179&s=a7&pd=0LRF5CpA&hl=en_US&send_time=1742961344&actBtn=null

#satire
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/greenland-appoints-special-envoy?publication_id=2337656&post_id=159749265&isFreemail=true&r=28wve6&triedRedirect=true

#satire #mikejohnson
You probably know Rep. Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) as Speaker of the House.
Mike Johnson sees himself: as the man God chose, out of the 8 billion people roaming the Earth, to be the New Moses.How, you might wonder, did MJ come to this odd conclusion? Did he happen to catch the 1956 film The TenCommandments & decide that he and its star, Charlton Heston, had more in common than their staunch opposition to background checks for assault-rifle fanciers?
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-5?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

https://theonion.com/grimes-slaps-i-bought-this-before-elon-went-crazy-sticker-on-child/

First Nations offer to buy ‘iconic’ Hudson’s Bay store chain for tobacco, blanket.

https://walkingeaglenews.com/2025/03/17/first-nations-offer-to-buy-iconic-hudsons-bay-store-chain-for-tobacco-blanket/

The only reasonable way to handle this is to lock Musk out of Tesla headquarters and then randomly fire employees and shutter offices until this waste and fraud is discovered.

#USPol #doge #satire

https://insideevs.com/news/754063/cm-2025-03-20/

Experts fear Trump administration will corrupt beacon of integrity Doug Ford
". “Our sweet boy from sleepy little Etobicoke is used to putting people first, making decisions based on positive output, and being consistently transparent. Those Yankees might give him some bad ideas!”

#Satire #Canada #Ontario

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/experts-fear-trump-administration-will-corrupt-beacon-of-integrity-doug-ford/

Santa gets captured by the Soviets

#santa #satire #communism #socialism #USSR

https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

- Karl Marx

#usa #guns #guncontrol #blackpower #policebrutality #antifa #comedy #satire

https://youtu.be/yJqfNroFp8U