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The good news: I finally reached Prestige Master in #CallOfDuty #BlackOps6.
The bad news: It shares me the same screen and takes me to the prestige barracks page after EVERY. SINGLE. MAP.
Getting very annoying.
Here’s hoping it goes away when I reach Prestige 100.
@arcadetoken@autistics.lifeSociety wants me to consume all the products and services, it tells me all the time with its incessant advertising everywhere I go
Read a website, there's an ad
Use an app, there's an ad
Call a phone number, there's an ad
Listen to music, there's an ad
Eat some food, there's more ads
Drive a car, ads everywhere
Have an object, branding on it to remind you of who you're consuming
Work a job, ads all day and maybe you're required to send some
Money in the bank? Ads for more services
People putting on clothing that advertises
People bragging about their preferred advertisers
People taking on brands as part of their identity
Eat, sleep, dream, ad
Bury me with my beloved consumption choices
Fill my blood stream from the plastics mass manufactured everywhere for unnecessary products
The planet is plastic
The economy is god
Animalkind is a product to be exploited
The galaxy is future parking lots
I must make and expend money
I am consumer
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
Consume
My new favorite pejorative. 
@kkarhan@infosec.space@grayface_ghost YES, PLEASE!
- Also don't forget #Musk getting bankrupt and being a wanted #HateCriminal, forced to "#TouchGrass" and not being able to find a job because he's genuinely just an asshole?
Late Stage Internetism
@kkarhan@infosec.space@CyberpunkLibrarian had I ever beenban advertiser I would've told #Musk on #Twitter to go fuck himself since there's no #MLAT between the #USA and #Germany and U.S. courts have no juristiction over me!
#ApartheidEmeraldBoy is just an asshole who deserves a fucking #bankrupcy and being forced to #TouchGrass...
@kkarhan@infosec.space@gooba42 @arstechnica it's not enough for #TeslaMotors / #TSLA to die, #ElonMusk must face personal #bankrupcy and he forced to #TouchGrass to make ends meet!
@kkarhan@infosec.space@forthy42 @WhiteCatTamer @PaulaToThePeople
Actually no, because #Russia unilaterally decided to just not honor the #BudapestMemorandum anymore - just like the "P.R" #China decided to not honor the Joint Sino-British Declaration anymore because they won't face any #consequences nor #accountability.
In fact, I wish you to go outside and unsarcastically #TouchGrass and lay down on the ground face up, take a deep breath to be able to adjust your priorities...
Go outside and touch grass.
It's a little harder in the winter, but you can still touch a tree or snow.
@kkarhan@mstdn.social@markuswerle jist like I said so to @haschrebellen [kolektiva.social] :
Please "#TouchGrass" amd check in on reality...
https://mstdn.social/@kkarhan/111648520285018524
Mastodon 🐘Kevin Karhan :verified: (@kkarhan@mstdn.social)@haschrebellen@kolektiva.social *#facehoof*
Please go outside and "#TouchGrass"...
Maybe even lie down in it - face up - just to get a sense of reality...
And then maybe rethink your words and actions cuz if I were @mods@tech.lgbt I would've done the EXAFT SAME based off your postings!
https://mstdn.social/@kkarhan/111648499968007961
https://kolektiva.social/@haschrebellen/111648424619500006
@kkarhan@mstdn.social@falcon *nodds in agreement*
#CommercialRealEstate is just #scammy af and I think that all the #brokers and #landlords that refuse to concede and #TouchGrass aka. provide reasonable as well as fair terms and conditions should face #bankrupcy as deserved punishment!
It's just absurd how unaffordable spaces are that are longer vacant than being used.
Espechally in like business & low density commercial districts that ain't got high foot traffic or excellent infrastructure and customers nearby.
Them: You should get outside more and touch grass
Me: Sure (Literally touches grass)
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Sorry, I found this joke funny. I'm just the worst.
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Tags: #Photography #Photograph #Grass #TouchGrass #Silly #Photo
Me: Sure (Literally touches grass)
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Sorry, I found this joke funny. I'm just the worst.
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Tags: #Photography #Photograph #Grass #TouchGrass #Silly #Photo
someone reported a post I made because it used the #fediblock hashtag to discuss the concept and not recommended a site to be blocked, I guess???
would you people please please go offline for 10 fucking minutes. #TouchGrass
Welcome to the Bay Area, we have great hiking trails #touchgrass #bayarea
Smeargle looking both ways before crossing the street.
He wouldn’t stop bugging me until I took him down to my local convenience store for a 100oz mug of Diet Mt. Dew.
#pokemongo Curse this mission! Niantic is basically telling me to go #outside and #TouchGrass every day.
