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Hyphlosion<p>When you’re falling behind with <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Pok%C3%A9monScarletViolet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PokémonScarletViolet</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TeraRaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TeraRaid</span></a> s, but you’re currently addicted to camo grinding in <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/CallOfDuty" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CallOfDuty</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/BlackOps6" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlackOps6</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Nintendo" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Nintendo</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Pok%C3%A9mon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Pokémon</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Xbox" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Xbox</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Games" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Games</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gaming</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/FirstWorldProblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FirstWorldProblems</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a></p>
Hyphlosion<p>The good news: I finally reached Prestige Master in <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/CallOfDuty" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CallOfDuty</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/BlackOps6" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlackOps6</span></a>. </p><p>The bad news: It shares me the same screen and takes me to the prestige barracks page after EVERY. SINGLE. MAP.</p><p>Getting very annoying.</p><p>Here’s hoping it goes away when I reach Prestige 100.</p><p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Games" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Games</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gaming</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/BlackOps" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlackOps</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a></p>
Libre :neurodiversity:<p>Society wants me to consume all the products and services, it tells me all the time with its incessant advertising everywhere I go</p><p>Read a website, there's an ad<br>Use an app, there's an ad<br>Call a phone number, there's an ad<br>Listen to music, there's an ad<br>Eat some food, there's more ads<br>Drive a car, ads everywhere<br>Have an object, branding on it to remind you of who you're consuming<br>Work a job, ads all day and maybe you're required to send some<br>Money in the bank? Ads for more services<br>People putting on clothing that advertises<br>People bragging about their preferred advertisers<br>People taking on brands as part of their identity<br>Eat, sleep, dream, ad<br>Bury me with my beloved consumption choices<br>Fill my blood stream from the plastics mass manufactured everywhere for unnecessary products<br>The planet is plastic<br>The economy is god<br>Animalkind is a product to be exploited<br>The galaxy is future parking lots<br>I must make and expend money<br>I am consumer<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume<br>Consume</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Anticonsumerism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Anticonsumerism</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Advertising" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Advertising</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/BuySmallBusiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BuySmallBusiness</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/MakeFreeThings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MakeFreeThings</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/BuyOnlyWhatYouNeed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BuyOnlyWhatYouNeed</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/BuySecondhand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BuySecondhand</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Reuse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reuse</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/Repurpose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Repurpose</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/SpendTimeWithLovedOnes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpendTimeWithLovedOnes</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/MakeFriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MakeFriends</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/LiveYourLifeNotSomeoneElses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LiveYourLifeNotSomeoneElses</span></a></p>
Hyphlosion<p>My new favorite pejorative. 🤣</p><p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/CallOfDuty" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CallOfDuty</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/BlackOps6" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlackOps6</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/GFuel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GFuel</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gaming</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Games" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Games</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Xbox" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Xbox</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tech.lgbt/@grayface_ghost" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>grayface_ghost</span></a></span> YES, PLEASE!</p><ul><li>Also don't forget <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> getting bankrupt and being a wanted <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/HateCriminal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HateCriminal</span></a>, forced to <em>"<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a>"</em> and not being able to find a job because he's genuinely just an asshole?</li></ul>
cosmic040<p>Late Stage Internetism</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/socialmedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>socialmedia</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/genz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>genz</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/confused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>confused</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/nofilter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nofilter</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/noedit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>noedit</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/outdoors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>outdoors</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hackers.town/@CyberpunkLibrarian" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>CyberpunkLibrarian</span></a></span> had I ever beenban advertiser I would've told <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> on <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Twitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twitter</span></a> to go fuck himself since there's no <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/MLAT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MLAT</span></a> between the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> and <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Germany" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Germany</span></a> and U.S. courts have no juristiction over me!</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ApartheidEmeraldBoy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ApartheidEmeraldBoy</span></a> is just an asshole who deserves a fucking <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/bankrupcy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bankrupcy</span></a> and being forced to <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a>...</p>
Sean Riley<p>Its <a href="https://opensocial.media/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> day! </p><p><a href="https://opensocial.media/tags/crowdstrike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crowdstrike</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gooba42" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>gooba42</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>arstechnica</span></a></span> it's not enough for <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TeslaMotors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaMotors</span></a> / <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TSLA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TSLA</span></a> to die, <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> must face personal <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/bankrupcy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bankrupcy</span></a> and he forced to <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a> to make ends meet!</p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.net2o.de/@forthy42" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>forthy42</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@WhiteCatTamer" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>WhiteCatTamer</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://climatejustice.social/@PaulaToThePeople" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>PaulaToThePeople</span></a></span> </p><p>Actually no, because <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> unilaterally decided to just not honor the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/BudapestMemorandum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BudapestMemorandum</span></a> anymore - just like the <em>"P.R"</em> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/China" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>China</span></a> decided to not honor the Joint Sino-British Declaration anymore because they won't face any <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/consequences" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>consequences</span></a> nor <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/accountability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>accountability</span></a>. </p><p>In fact, I wish you to go outside and unsarcastically <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a> and lay down on the ground face up, take a deep breath to be able to adjust your priorities...</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/thxbye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>thxbye</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/next" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>next</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/EOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EOD</span></a></p>
Jace 🔥❤️‍🔥💖❤️<p>Go outside and touch grass.</p><p>It's a little harder in the winter, but you can still touch a tree or snow.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/outdoors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>outdoors</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://nrw.social/@markuswerle" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>markuswerle</span></a></span> jist like I said so to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://kolektiva.social/@haschrebellen" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>haschrebellen</span></a></span> :</p><p>Please "<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a>" amd check in on reality...<br><a href="https://mstdn.social/@kkarhan/111648520285018524" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mstdn.social/@kkarhan/11164852</span><span class="invisible">0285018524</span></a></p>
Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.falconk.rocks/@falcon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>falcon</span></a></span> *nodds in agreement*</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CommercialRealEstate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CommercialRealEstate</span></a> is just <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/scammy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scammy</span></a> af and I think that all the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/brokers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brokers</span></a> and <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/landlords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>landlords</span></a> that refuse to concede and <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a> aka. provide reasonable as well as fair terms and conditions should face <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/bankrupcy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bankrupcy</span></a> as deserved punishment!</p><p>It's just absurd how unaffordable spaces are that are longer vacant than being used.</p><p>Espechally in like business &amp; low density commercial districts that ain't got high foot traffic or excellent infrastructure and customers nearby.</p>
MDMRNThem: You should get outside more and touch grass<br> Me: Sure (Literally touches grass)<br> <br> ----<br> <br> Sorry, I found this joke funny. I'm just the worst. 😅<br> <br> ----<br> <br> Tags: <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Photography?src=hash" title="#Photography" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Photography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Photograph?src=hash" title="#Photograph" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Photograph</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Grass?src=hash" title="#Grass" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Grass</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/TouchGrass?src=hash" title="#TouchGrass" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TouchGrass</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Silly?src=hash" title="#Silly" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Silly</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Photo?src=hash" title="#Photo" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Photo</a>
anelki<p>someone reported a post I made because it used the <a href="https://tilde.zone/tags/fediblock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediblock</span></a> hashtag to discuss the concept and not recommended a site to be blocked, I guess???</p><p>would you people please please go offline for 10 fucking minutes. <a href="https://tilde.zone/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a></p>
Rioku<p>Welcome to the Bay Area, we have great hiking trails <a href="https://blimps.xyz/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> <a href="https://blimps.xyz/tags/bayarea" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bayarea</span></a></p>
Hyphlosion<p>Smeargle looking both ways before crossing the street.</p><p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/PokemonCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PokemonCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/PokemonGO" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PokemonGO</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/pokemon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pokemon</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Outside" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Outside</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a></p>
Hyphlosion<p>He wouldn’t stop bugging me until I took him down to my local convenience store for a 100oz mug of Diet Mt. Dew.</p><p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/outside" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>outside</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/PokemonCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PokemonCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/PokemonGO" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PokemonGO</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Pokemon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Pokemon</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/Johto" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Johto</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/johtoker" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>johtoker</span></a> <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/dothedew" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dothedew</span></a></p>
Hyphlosion<p><a href="https://donphan.social/tags/pokemongo" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pokemongo</span></a> Curse this mission! Niantic is basically telling me to go <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/outside" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>outside</span></a> and <a href="https://donphan.social/tags/TouchGrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TouchGrass</span></a> every day.</p>
Adrianna Tan PhotosBirding in San Pedro Valley this morning <br> <br> <a href="https://photos.cookiefan.club/discover/tags/BayArea?src=hash" title="#BayArea" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BayArea</a> <a href="https://photos.cookiefan.club/discover/tags/Pacifica?src=hash" title="#Pacifica" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pacifica</a> <a href="https://photos.cookiefan.club/discover/tags/TouchGrass?src=hash" title="#TouchGrass" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TouchGrass</a>
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