
R-r-r-r-r-rocket launcher!! — HALO CE #08
R-r-r-r-r-rocket launcher!! — HALO CE #08
This is kind of +/-, and the TV show remembers this is a thing, but in the games the marines shit their pants when they see you. You're hope. You're relief. It's like seeing an angel.
There's some propaganda of the Chief in the show and they do point out that this is the case, but you really never see the chief being a sight for sore eyes like that in the show, half the time ONI is telling the troops to capture him, other half there's just no troops around.
Imagine buying an #Xbox box game day one, complete. #halo #microsoft
No day one patches. No dlc.
What a journey for the #halo series. The expanded universe started with a cheap cover with MC's suit copied straight from the game and pasted a few times (and we loved it) and now it's a (canceled) movie-budget TV show we're all mad at for not copy-pasting the suit enough
Also I don't like how the marines are almost glossed over. They're physically there but there's very little dialog or personality. In the games they're like half the dialog.
No Johnson is a big omission, no Foe Hammer either. Just ONI shitheads and UNSC brass, which includes Keyes now, whatever. At least he still has his pipe.
I think what I and a lot of fans would have enjoyed more is a NEW, CANON story, kind of like how Strange New Worlds is handled for Star Trek vs how Kelvinverse did things.
Didn't deserve to be canceled though. Do watch IMO. If you're THAT skeptical, at least watch the first and last episodes of both seasons. If you know enough to bitch about the canon, you can fill in most of what happens between.
Despite the divergence from the main canon, a ton of respect is there for Halo's art direction and to a lesser extent the music (the music IS good there's just...not a lot). All the weapons, ships, Covenant aliens look perfect.
There's a lot of Blah Blah Blah drama but it works pretty well, they touch on a lot of the books' themes well despite, you know, jumbling around all of the real events there. It's clearly on purpose, not "we didn't read".
343 Guilty Spark's VA is a terrible choice IDK wtf that was
They shouldn't have made the suits CGI only. It's not a dealbreaker but like 50% of the show or more could have easily had John in the suit. John's actor is fine, but the expressions do not justify the lack of suit not one bit.
The Chosen One plot for John/Mckee/Kwan is bad and they should feel bad. Not a deal breaker, but very bad. Do not like it.
The Kwan stuff is shit, should have kept it out and used the budget more wisely
Needed more action, but only a bit. Cut a few (kwan) episodes per season, add another major fight and the flow is good
Halsey's actor is great. Repulsive. Infuriating.
Covenant stuff is great, but you can feel the budget crunch. Very little covenant stuff.
Like all modern TV, it ends on a cliffhanger and was canceled. Can't blame the studio only the execs.
Well shit, #haloTV is over. #spoilers/#review
Overall very good! Not canon, not trying to be canon. Merges and changes some familiar characters which is mostly tolerable
IDK wtf they were doing with Cortana, S1 has real cortana voice and CGI cortana (but pink face???) S2 has bad voice not-cortana live actor but blue filter. S2 cortana is very bad.
They pull together some book plotlines that wouldn't work for TV as originally written, the Spartan stuff is pretty good
The way humans talk in #Halo: "Listen up you teat-sucking jarhead dirtbags! In ten mintues 1000 ugly-ass squidheads are gonna rain shit right down on our parade are you gonna let that happen, maggots?!?" "SIR NO SIR"
The way humans name their ships in halo: "
#Halo but with Shootable Halsey
Grimly whispering "murder Halsey" at every episode of #HaloTv
cw Halo TV spoilers, makes me sound psycho if you don't know Halo
Unbelievable how hard I was blueballed on them "killing" Halsey at the end of #HaloTV S1.
I figured it out almost instantly but u g h.
Season 1 finale definitely makes #halotv worth it
There's some odd choices and skippable plot threads , but when it's good it's really good
I would have preferred half the episodes with twice as much, well, Halo stuff happening
Too late to start s2 tonight so I'm done for now
It kind of sucks they weaseled a way to get Cortana into a pre-Reach plot, then she gets so few lines and people are mean to her
The way Halsey sounds proud like a mother when talking about John is so well acted
I'm gonna puke
"Master Chief don't you dare have hot pg 13 sex with that sexy alien spy"
Master Chief: "fuck yuo"
Yooo warthog lifting now we're talking
Also is Captain keyes an admiral or something in this he is like super important and doing very little captaining
Miranda is a scientist??? For reasons I guess