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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Why? What did Tim do?

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A park district sign for a hiking trail from "The County of Union New Jersey," with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words "Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails."

[The silent E is missing from "kill only time," so yes, it really does say "Tim."]

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

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Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest.

The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her."

The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?"

Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 6h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

The resemblance is uncanny...

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Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge.

There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 14h

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for June 29, 2017 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/06/29

A physician is replacing the back side of Mr Potato Head. He says, "There... That should fix it. To keep from laughing it off again, might I suggest a Dane Cook show, perhaps?"

#Humour #Cartoon

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**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 14h

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/18

Calvin has been apparently followed by Susie. He tells her, "Your house is over there. Want me to draw you a map of how to get there?" Susie replies angrily, "Obviously I'm not going to my house." Calvin says, "It's a lot more obvious that you're not coming to my house!" Susie tells him, "I have to stay here until my mum gets home." Calvin can't believe it, "What?! Says who??" "My mum and your mum! You think I made this up? You think I want to be here??" Calvin is resigned but he isn't finished, "Well, it's my mum's rule that you can sit in our yard, but you can't come in the house." Susie is furious and shouts, "Your mum didn't say that!"

#Humour #Cartoon

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**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1d

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#xkcd: #Lungfish

https://xkcd.com/3064/

A fish has its head above water and is talking to a human standing on a jetty. It tells the person, "It turns out I've been editing both copy of copy of gene v3 (newest)(2) and copy of copy of gene v3(final)(2) so now I can't delete either one." The human says, "You have got to stop doing this." The fish replies, "It's fine, I'll just buy more storage." The caption reads, "Why lungfish have such enormous genomes."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1d

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#BloomCounty by #BerkeleyBreathed for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2025/03/17

Opus is lying on his back outside while it snows. His wings are spread wide and his enormous beak is sticking upwards. He thinks to himself, "The famous `performance artist' begins a new masterpiece:" The snow starts to accumulate around him and on his torso as well as his beak. "Ice crystals... whiteness... Floating..." He is now have buried in the snow and it is piling on his beak too. "A growing pillar or being... I am on with heaven... 'Lo! I am..." A dog sees him lying there and comes up for a closer inspection. "Nothingness!" The dog is sniffing around Opus's beak. A bubble appears pointing to the dog and reads, "Sceptical critic of modern art fixin' to bestow his review."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1d

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/17

Calvin steps off the school bus, followed closely by Susie. He shouts, "Free! Ha ha!" He starts walking home and notices that Susie is walking close behind him. He turn around and says to her, "This walk goes to my house." Susie replies, "I know that." Calvin starts running, Susie does likewise behind him.

#Humour #Cartoon

**BarbaPulpe ᴹᵃˢᵗᵒᵈᵒⁿ** @barbapulpe@gayfr.social · 2025-03-16T15:25:46.000Z

BarbaPulpe ᴹᵃˢᵗᵒᵈᵒⁿ @barbapulpe@gayfr.social

Twonks - MatooBlog ( @matoo )

https://matoo.net/2025/03/16/twonks/

MatooBlog · 2dTwonksCela fait un certain temps que je suis les dessins humoristiques de Steve Nelson sur Instagram. Et il me fait mourir de lol, un peu à la manière de PunHub avec des jeux de mots qui vraiment sont piles dans ce qui me fait rire. Les propos imagés ou les expressions métaphoriques qui sont illustrées...

#humour

**gee Ⓐ⚑** @gee@framapiaf.org · 1d

gee Ⓐ⚑ @gee@framapiaf.org

Nudité cartoon (La Chaîne Météore)

[Nouvelle BD] Ép 18. Nature morte

Vous avez remarqué qu'il faisait toujours très beau, dans cet univers ? Avec toujours un ciel bleu ? Eh bien il semblerait que ça ne soit pas parti pour durer…

Lire cette BD : https://grisebouille.net/ep18-nature-morte
Le livre best of : https://editions.ptilouk.net/gb10ans
Soutien : https://ptilouk.net/#soutien

#BD #GriseBouille #LaChaîneMétéore

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1d

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 17, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/17

A doctor is examining an X-ray of a woman's chest and has discovered a trombone embedded in her torso. He tells her, "I won't ask how it got there. Considering the risks involved with removing it, the real question is, can you live with it?" The caption reads, "The backstory of Charlie Brown's teacher".

#Humour #Cartoon

**Macha** @macha_mcp@mastodon.social · 1d

Macha @macha_mcp@mastodon.social

Les Compromis

Dans un couple, il impératif de savoir faire des concessions. Mais que fait-on quand ces dernières touchent à un sujet sensible comme ... la caféine ?

Et vous, vous le prenez comment vot' café et pourquoi avec du lait d'avoine ?