Tesla backer says Musk must reduce Trump work, as 46,000 Cybertrucks recalled
Dan Ives warns company is in ‘brand tornado crisis moment’ as it is removed from Vancouver auto show
They've sold that many?!?!?! Oh, probably all the thousands sitting in parking lots unsold at dealers etc.
New marketing campaign:
At #Tesla,we've upgraded the glue we use to hold our cars together!
I find it funny that #elonmusk is claiming we will be on Mars by 2029 when he can't even make a truck correctly.
Almost ALL #Cybertrucks got recalled today as steel panels are dangerously FALLING OFF them.
Also it's an SUV, not a truck.
Their self-driving is deadly for ALL #tesla cars too, and it can't tell the difference between a road and a painted wall. Or see a child in fog like a mark-1 eyeball.
They should ALL be recalled.
80 #Tesla vehicles parked outside a Hamilton dealership were found with deep scratches, punctured tires and other damage
Even more SwastiTrucks are getting taken off the road!
Can't patch your way out of this one!
Tesla recalls more than 46,000 Cybertrucks over a faulty exterior panel
80 shitty cars have been scratched, somebody call Batman! /s
Looks like another insurance job on unsellable stock to me....
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/80-teslas-damaged-hamilton-dealership-175256092.html
I'll sue #Tesla for $50 million if a piece of one of their shit vehicles flies off and hits my car while I'm driving.
Musk, Paranoia, Tesla, Crypto
Like, girl, in the event of widespread social collapse, your crypto is the *first* thing that becomes worthless, not the last.
These people putting everything into BrightSpecialStableAwesomeCoin are locking themselves into the back seat of a Tesla.
Might be fun to watch this happen, actually.
Musk, Paranoia, Tesla, Crypto
And I thought about that post from Reddit where an anonymous Billionaire asked "what do we do to pay our security staff when society has collapsed and even our Crypto is worthless?" and I realized #Crypto is the same thing: a 'currency' born out of wealthy paranoia that is much more likely to trap the user, unable to access their money, than it is to protect them from [insert incoherent ranting about fiat currency here].
Musk, Paranoia, Tesla, Crypto
Much like having an unsecured handgun in your house, there's a MUCH higher probability that these door handles will kill you by preventing you from escaping your burning Tesla than they ever will protect you from an angry mob, but that kind of fear isn't rational and doesn't react to statistics.
Musk, Paranoia, Tesla, Crypto
Read an article today that unfortunately now I can't find again, but it was regarding people dying in Tesla fires bc the door handles don't work when the car loses power.
Author's thesis was that this is a design decision made due to Musk's apartheid-era (and probably present day, too, tbh) fear of an angry mob dragging him out of his car, thus, door handles that can't be opened from outside.
404 Media: How Three Alleged Tesla Vandals Got Caught
Automatic license plate readers, Instagram captions, and fingerprints.
https://www.404media.co/how-three-alleged-tesla-vandals-got-caught/
#Musk: "I’ve never done anything harmful, I’ve only done productive things."
He's now constantly complaining about the #Tesla boycotts, and that's because his fortune is mostly in this #stock.
People are free to #boycott your products if you perform public sieg heils, defund #Ebola prevention and #AIDS research, complain about social welfare while getting 10s of billions in subsidies, actively interfere in foreign elections, and support anti-democratic actions of the #Trump administration.
Tesla recalls nearly all of its #Cybertrucks yet again
This time it's a different issue.
https://mashable.com/article/tesla-cybertruck-recall-march-2025
#Tesla is somehow missing $1.4 billion - https://mashable.com/article/tesla-missing-billion-dollars why would anyone invest in this disaster of a company?
Fox host floats "death penalty" for #Tesla protestors — Karoline Leavitt nods in agreement (video) - https://boingboing.net/2025/03/20/fox-host-floats-death-penalty-for-tesla-protestors-karoline-leavitt-nods-in-agreement-video.html #murica is definitely a completely normal country, #amirite?
